WARNING THIS IS A TROLL DIARY. IF YOU FIND YOURSELF EASILY OFFENDED OR THINK BECAUSE OF THE R WORD IN MY USER NAME, I AM STILL ONE JUST HERE TO TORTURE YOU, JUST MOVE ON NOW
I wanted to register the moniker Ultimate Pie Fighting Champion, but it was too long.
I'm not big on wordy diaries. Like most Americans raised on video games, I have a short attention sp.
So let's get to it. Pick your horse and slam each other's.
Get those cookie recipes ready. And make sure to have plenty of whipped cream to fill those pie tins.